Standard Variants of Inglish
When determining which dialect is the most fitting guide for the pronununciation, spelling, and grammar of Inglish
Standard Midlands (Ing. Standardmidlands, Midlands)
A compromise phonologically and grammatically between the southern (West Country) and northern dialects. The lexicon is an amalgam of dialects with no preference for any one over the others. Pronunciation is left up to one's accent/preference. It is thus more similar to standard New English than the Wessex Standard, and therefore easier to acquire for most English-speakers.
Standard Saxon (Ing. Standardzaxish, Zaxish)
Inglish spelled and pronounced according to, and drawing from the grammar (but not strictly) of conservative West Country dialect(s) as exemplified in the writings of William Barnes. There is a preference for West Country dialect words over those found in northern dialects. In a certain sense, Standard Saxon is the more archaic and 'purer' of the two, in as much as it descends directly from and more closely resembles Late West Saxon, the 'standard' dialect of Old English.